Polar Puddling

Polar Puddling
is when one
loses control
of  bodily fluids,
and finds oneself
crying and
'tinkling'
at the
same time.

It is a
condition
that afflicts
millions of
women
every year.
It can
happen in
ANY
country,
to women of
ANY
race
religion
height
weight
age, or
sexual orientation. 

There are some
very specific
environmental
characteristics
that are more likely 
to entice
Polar Puddling.
1. When three or more good friends are in one room, at the same time.
2. When the combination of music, chocolate, and alcohol are present.
3. When watching "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
4. When holding on for dear life on an amusement park ride.
5. Any other activity that may provoke extreme, uncontrolled laughter and emotion, resulting in an inability to hold everything together.

If this affliction
does arise,
immediately
cross legs,
and remove oneself
from the activity
that has set off
the 'sprinkler system'
until the fit
passes.

As this disorder
most often transpires
in happy people,
who love life,
and feel
comfortable in
their surroundings,
there is no
recommended treatment
for Polar Puddling.

However, if
you drink too much
or suffer from
general incontinence,
please see your
doctor immediately!

It is recommended that
those who experience
this ailment,
carefully schedule
first dates
job interviews
examinations
and driver's tests,
being mindful
of the P2
Danger Zones! 

Other than that,
they may continue
to live their damp lives
in peace.


      Sally