Focus-Aim-Fire-Oh, and Have a Little Respect!

Under even the worst discomposure, I never pee on the floor.

Rarely are there circumstances to incite frantic, urinating pandemonium.

I also believe that a phallus is far easier to handle than a hypnotized cobra or a fire hose.

Naturally, this leaves me confused as to why there is always pee everywhere!

Every time I clean the bathroom I feel like a zookeeper. Your Momma doesn't work here boys!  

Sally